My Dogs' Thoughts...

Ruby:

• "Yeah, puppy, you're cute, but if you don't quit pouncing on my tail, you're gonna get it."
• "Touch my food dish and it won't be pretty."

Diva:

• "Hmmm.. Can I chew this?"
• "I wonder what THIS would taste like?"
• "Can I pee here?"
• "Why is everyone asleep? I'm just now getting my 2nd wind! Let's party!"